What If You're An Asshole?

To my shock and dismay the other day, I was actually told that I can be one cold, hard MOFU. I mean really!

Ok, fine... so I spent five seconds in self analysis. Lets see...:

I run a somewhat less than "conventional" website. check

I have spent the last two or three decades of my life trying to convince corporations that the morons they hired to run them are crooked and inept. check

ALL my ex's do NOT live in Texas. check

My GF's ID is Bitchitude. check

I absolutely refuse to save a guys life if he insists on repeatedly trying to pick up my GF in the grocery store. check

I freely admit that I am neither a Republican nor a Democrat, but an equal opportunity politics hater. check

Calling me at 3:00am to sell me ANYTHING can be hazardous to your health. check

Since my five seconds were up, I quit.

Sometimes you just have to accept who you are. I'm reminded of an old Bill Cosby routine where some friends are trying to get him to try drugs. "Dude... you gotta try this stuff! It enhances your personality!"

Bill replies, "Oh? Well what if your personality is that you're an asshole?"

I think I should stay away from drugs.

DB